The Calamity of Jude by zorrocolombiano, literature
Literature
The Calamity of Jude
May my muse be with me in this great tale,
Whoever she may be, in any town or dale
A situation in which no doll, however she may try,
Can ever hope to herself identify.
One in which not your common simple dude,
Will ever find himself bound as Jude.
Now Jude was a charmer, not your average Romeo,
He usually knew what he was doing, but he was not from Borneo.
And Jude was favored by two fine gods,
Venus and Cupid both gave him their nods.
Now Jude didn't know them and who can blame him?
Centuries ago the last of their temples fell in.
They reside at the Nordic resort of Valhalla,
Reserved not for the brave who yell, "Oorah",
But
The Calamity of Jude by zorrocolombiano, literature
Literature
The Calamity of Jude
May my muse be with me in this great tale,
Whoever she may be, in any town or dale
A situation in which no doll, however she may try,
Can ever hope to herself identify.
One in which not your common simple dude,
Will ever find himself bound as Jude.
Now Jude was a charmer, not your average Romeo,
He usually knew what he was doing, but he was not from Borneo.
And Jude was favored by two fine gods,
Venus and Cupid both gave him their nods.
Now Jude didn't know them and who can blame him?
Centuries ago the last of their temples fell in.
They reside at the Nordic resort of Valhalla,
Reserved not for the brave who yell, "Oorah",
But